Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013

Six Boston cops fired after testing positive for cocaine have been ordered reinstated — with back pay

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tugboattugboat · 142 points

And aren't they supposed to store "evidence" in a sealed bag? Or have I just watched too much CSI.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I am not even questioning that. That's obvious. But who goes to a drug bust with a pocket full of cookies? Is it in case it takes a little longer than expected?

"You know Ralph, this is taking a while and my blood sugar is getting low."

"No worries Carl, I got a pocket full of Nabisco cookies!"

"Fuck yeah partner, this is why we are good team!"

Or does he just wear the same pair of pants he uses on drug busts while at home...with cookies in his pocket? It's really the pocket cookies that I am questioning here.

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