Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013
What they were answering
veganatheist · 5 points
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
You show me a picture of the cookie monster wearing pants! He doesn't have enough time to store them. He eats them once he finds them!
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 570 pts
I think he might be lying. Nobody puts cookies in their pants pocket.
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 289 pts
I am not even questioning that. That's obvious. But who goes to a drug bust with a pocket full of cookies? Is it in case it takes a little longer than expected? "You know Ralph, this is taking a while and my blood suga
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 4 pts
Are you suggesting that this officer was stealing cookies from the lunch line?
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 2 pts
Ok, you're okay with the pocket cookies. That's fine. You must be concerned with the breach in the chain of evidence though, right? You can't just pocket cocaine from a drug bust.
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 1 pts
I guess it depends on the cookies...and the cocaine. Are we talking Grandma's? Nabisco? Oreos? A gram? 8 ball? Kilogram? I could maybe see a couple mini Famous Amos cookies and a gram of coke, but not much more than tha
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 3 pts
Sure, keep some candy bars with you that are wrapped up and easy to eat. Don't keep a pocket full of unsealed cookies that will crumble into dust, then place an unsealed bag of confiscated cocaine in the pocket with them
Comment · Thu, March 7, 2013 · 2 pts
Haha, I forgot about that!
Comment · Fri, March 8, 2013 · 1 pts
You don't put loose cookies in your pants pocket! I'm calling you out. You'd have a pocket full of crumbs in no time.
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