Comment · Sun, June 19, 2022 · ND Owner
Lab Testing Results Of Turkesterone, Beta Ecdysterone, and Gorilla Mind Sigma
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MisterYouAreSoDumb · 866 points
Okay, so I am finally getting around to make a post about the results of some of the lab testing we have been doing. I've had the results for a bit, but I've been holding off on officially releasing them because frankly it stresses me out these days. It's the same song and dance every time, and it is one I have been doing for a decade now. I release results showing other products are not what they claim, then people attack me and claim I am lying to sell more product. Sometimes the attacks are relatively harmless, and just raise my blood pressure a bit for a day or two. Other times they are death threats to me, my family, and my team. It's not fun sometimes. You'll notice I don't do this nearly as much as I did back in the day on /r/Nootropics. I was younger and more gung-ho then, and had a lot less on my plate. Plus, my family and team kind of pleaded with me to stop doing it so much because of all the attacks and threats. This is why I have not been releasing things like this as much these days. It's not because product quality magically got better in the industry, I can tell you that much! Anyway, let's just get into it.
I woke up this morning ready to jump right into this pos…
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9qQ7oiJpPmjZ4F · 2 points
He made it easy for you
linked to a video not showing him testing anyone's products.
Not going to be hard to make a video of you testing his product is it?
I like this snide though
The only way testing is valid is when someone orders and sends it straight to the lab from our wharehouse.
So they can see who's ordering what and send them special products that won't represent what a normal customer buys?
In the auto industry the german car brands were well known to send tuned cars to reviewers / magazines. In the computing world the top reviewers get cherry picked "golden silicon" CPU's that clock higher than what the customer is getting...
No, I consider testing an actual product I might ingest to be more "valid" than some cherry picked order they know is going to a lab instead.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb · ND Owner
We have multiple other sealed bottles offsite that were ordered by 3rd parties just in case legal shit comes up. I've done this for ten years now. I am also supremely confident in our chemistry and numbers, and I already spoke to our lawyers about this situation. They are aware of it. If people try to sue us, we will immediately counter sue for unfair competition and fraudulent marketing/labeling. You see how detailed our data is. That's not even the half of it. Imagine what we could prove in court. Imagine what we would find in discovery. If people want to push us, we will push back. I've thought about just filing our own lawsuits, but I hold back because of the headache. That all changes if people come after us.
So they can see who's ordering what and send them special products that won't represent what a normal customer buys?
Exactly. Also, they probably want to block us from ordering any more in the future to test.
Not going to be hard to make a video of you testing his product is it?
Sure, we can do that. It really doesn't matter what I provide, though. They will move the goalposts.