Comment · Sun, June 12, 2022 · ND Owner
Lab Testing Results Of Turkesterone, Beta Ecdysterone, and Gorilla Mind Sigma
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MisterYouAreSoDumb · 866 points
Okay, so I am finally getting around to make a post about the results of some of the lab testing we have been doing. I've had the results for a bit, but I've been holding off on officially releasing them because frankly it stresses me out these days. It's the same song and dance every time, and it is one I have been doing for a decade now. I release results showing other products are not what they claim, then people attack me and claim I am lying to sell more product. Sometimes the attacks are relatively harmless, and just raise my blood pressure a bit for a day or two. Other times they are death threats to me, my family, and my team. It's not fun sometimes. You'll notice I don't do this nearly as much as I did back in the day on /r/Nootropics. I was younger and more gung-ho then, and had a lot less on my plate. Plus, my family and team kind of pleaded with me to stop doing it so much because of all the attacks and threats. This is why I have not been releasing things like this as much these days. It's not because product quality magically got better in the industry, I can tell you that much! Anyway, let's just get into it.
I woke up this morning ready to jump right into this pos…
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-Truthnonlythetruth- · 15 points
Oh my, I have been waiting for this post all day and it has far exceeded my expectations. I was expecting a post showing some results but it came out to so much more. It begun onto us the voice of the angel of truth as he teaches us the ways of the lab. A way of words like a Shakespearean play "Oh Romeo, Oh Romeo, why must you have no turkesterone in your turkesterone products, Oh Romeo," now that, truly is a tragedy.The fluesent lights that light up eurycomanone like the Aurora Borealis. In the background, you can hear the existential crisis of the fraudulent supplement industry as MYASD slowly lifts the curtains to the lies. All while his wife sits home waiting to see if he returns drunk with waygu steaksauce going down his lips, or laughing frantically that 'he has the most turkesterone in the world,' but stays by his side, as he fights in the front lines everyday. Thank you MYASD, show them hell.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb · ND Owner