Comment · Sun, December 1, 2013 · Ceretropic
Physiological Effects of l-Theanine on Drosophila melanogaster.
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Night_Ombudsman · 16 points
I also noticed a significant increase in my courtship ability with fruit flies. Once I'm covered by willing female flies, it doesn't take long before the human females start lining up.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb · Ceretropic
Ahh yes, the old jealousy method. Female humans see all the attention you are getting from the flies, and just can't help themselves. It's a solid strategy.