Which substance, in your opinion, is the hardest to remember what happened afterwards? Also, what is your best blackout story?

Well we are in Prague for a few days. It's me and 3 of my friends, including the one from the Markus show. We don't have any drugs, so we go out on the streets looking for some. I am looking for MDMA and my friend is looking for weed. I find a guy and he tries to sell me pills. I have my test kit with me because I am not an idiot. They are bunk, not even MDMA, so I tell him to fuck off. I find another guy, same result. I am pissed because I have money and want real drugs. My friend finds a guy that sells him some hash. It looks legit, so we go back to the apartment. My friend tries to do the old heat up over the stove and smoke with a straw thing. He gets it smoking and inhales some, then just looks like shit. The smoke smelled like shit too. He looks over at me and say, "I think I just smoked road tar." I am dying laughing! Road tar? Yeah, like tar FROM THE FUCKING ROAD! HAHAHAAHA. He's pissed now because he got scammed like I was almost with the MDMA.

So we go out to get some kebabs from Segei down the street. We tell him what happened and he gets upset. He pulls out a huge knife and starts waiving it saying, "Those fucking gypsies!" He is upset that gypsies are selling fake drugs in the streets of his city. He tell us that they are a huge problem, and if we want to find some weed, we have to go to the Chapeau Rouge club. He sees a guy that looks shady outside and starts screaming for his to get his gypsy ass out of here. His exact words, "If I see those gypsies, I will stab them!"

So we head to the Chapeau Rouge. We get down into the club, which I like to refer to as "the piss basement," since the bathrooms were flooded. My friend immediately walks up to a large black man and asks for weed. Low and behold, he has some. Thanks Sergei! We smoke some and dance to the weird clown-type house music that was playing. It seriously sounded like what a clown would play if he were a house DJ. I see that the DJ booth is decorated with various things, including a dildo for a handle and a plastic baby arm. What do we do? We take them and go into the other room. After a bit a big Helga looking woman comes over and take our dildo and baby arm from us. Eventually I lose two of my friends and leave the club at 6am.

I have had like no water the entire night, and Prague dose not have water for some reason. So I go to the square in the center of the city and start pumping water out of an old well. This make a lot of noise and people start sticking their heads out of windows, so we leave. We get back to the apartment and the door is locked. Our friends inside are unreachable by phone. I start trying to throw rocks at our window 5 stories up to get their attention. I accidentally hit a British man the floor below us who starts yelling at me. I get upset and go sleep on a wall across the street till my friend finally realizes his phone was off, then lets us in. We had two more nights in that city on that trip. yep...

I'll keep the Neuschwanstein story shorter. We go to the castle and we have missed the last carriage up the long road to the top. We decide on running up the road to make our tour (in French because that's the only one they had spots left in). We had some hopfenweisse beer and pretzels that we got from the Weissebrau haus the night before in our backpack. So we drink while we run up the mountain road to the castle. A horse drawn carriage goes by and a German man yells, "ohh hopfenweisse." He knows good beer, but that's irrelevant to the story. We finally get to the top and are pretty drunk. We decide that we don't need to follow the rules and leave our French group for an English group. 2 of us speak fluent French, I speak a little, and my crazy friend barely speaks English, but we wanted to hear it in english. We were told that photography was not allowed. We thought that was funny and when we came up to a large sculpture of a swan, we had to have a picture with it. This was not allowed and they told us to leave. It was the end of the tour anyway, so we left. It is the new swan castle after all.... They are serious about no pictures in the castle!