Comment · Wed, December 19, 2012
Which substance, in your opinion, is the hardest to remember what happened afterwards? Also, what is your best blackout story?
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CalfAssed · 64 points
After a pretty hefty dose of shrooms and mephedrone I found bits of scrumpled paper with drawings that I can't for the life of me remember when or why I did them.
Best blackout story: Age 14 I was on a mountain drinking white cider and Famous Grouse mixed with cheap energy drinks. Everything was a fog and I remember waking in a ditch with about 10 kids on bikes shouting shit at me and throwing stones before transcending into unconsciousness and coming around again in somebody's garden vomiting over a girl I've never met.
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VAGINALRAEP · 50 points
That's literally one of the greatest stories I've ever heard
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
Me and that particular friend have gotten into some crazy situations. He has no shame, and I am very good at thinking on my feet. There are crazier stories than that one. I actually had cell phone video of myself in the booth with Markus. You can actually see Markus's WTF face in it. I cannot find the old phone it was on. I will keep trying to find it, as I remember it being hilarious.
That was just one of the times I've infiltrated stages of top 100 DJs. I got onstage with John O'Callaghan one night, and drank whiskey with him. He was plastered! I got up with Gareth Emery another night. I've gotten on the sage with Paul Oakenfold a number of times at Rain in Vegas. That same friend actually peed on Oakenfold's booth during a set, actually. Then we got Oakenfold cut off from gin and tonics. He was really drunk during his set, and someone from Rain told us he was not allowed to have any more gin and tonics. We told Paul that and he yells, "vodka tonic then!" Haha!
Let's see, who else. I called Deadmau5 a pretentious asshole while he walked through the Cosmopolitan in Vegas. We had just seen Armin Van Buuren, and were walking back to our room. I'm not really looking where I am going and almost ran into him. His bouncers kind of stepped forward, and deamau5 says, "ohh no autographs right now." I was like, "fuck you, you pretentious asshole. I don't want your autograph!" He dipped his hat over his face and hurried off.
Ohh man, there's so many more. Fought a man on PCP in a sock monkey suit. Smoked road tar in Prague thinking it was hash. Got drunk and kicked out of Neuschwanstein castle in Germany. That friend just moved to Chicago last week actually. So there may be less crazy situations in the future.