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Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012

I uploaded my what to facebook????

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stniesen · 7 points

You're not understanding the concept of "grower" meaning "grows more than a show-er." The idea is that growers have small flaccid weiners but grow multiple inches when aroused, whereas show-ers tend to have larger ding dongs when soft and only grow maybe an inch or so with a boner.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I'm pretty sure he understands the concept. Remember, he's a shower; so he's a dick all the time.

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