Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012
What they were answering
fintorro · -65 points
I'm afraid to say everyone is a grower, it's standard function for every penis to grow when aroused. Ergo you just have a tiny penis. Sorry to be the one to break the news.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
Ooooo, ouch; that hurt man. The only solace I can take is that you are completely wrong. Hope your hand has fun with your massive penis!
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 101 pts
As a grower, accidental dick pics are much more risky for me...
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 17 pts
I'll only allow it if you cry afterwards.
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 38 pts
I'm pretty sure he understands the concept. Remember, he's a shower; so he's a dick all the time.
Replying to YourPostsAreBad · because you ALWAYS treat a firearm as if it were loaded, even if it is disassembled and being cleaned. that motherfucker is ALWAYS LOADED!!!!
Even if the slide is in the bedroom, the barrel is in the kitchen, body is in the foyer, and the mag is in the closet, IT'S LOADED! Everyone knows that rule!
Replying to AsadRimmer · I thought I was the only one who couldn't tell them apart without context. The truth is revealed.
My girlfriend looks like them as well! Zoey mostly. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=x3xt2s&s=5
Replying to AMA_About_You · It honestly is a skill that can be learned. I don't know why it's so taboo to go find a fucking parking lot and practice. None of this "I've already got my license, I can do it j…
I could just see this mom going out and drifting in the rain to practice. "Look sweetie, I mastered heal-and-toe shifting! Now jump in the Supra, we're getting some ice cream."
Replying to AngelicEuphoria · Looks more like a gay... tent
[Yes, it does.](http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bb8e9168e5d71c398d261af.gif)
Replying to lordindie · My friends. We just cleaned out his room. And yes I know I sound very convincing starting with "My friend"
[I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your wallet.](http://i.imgur.com/12H03.jpg)
Replying to okiiyama · This isn't just an achievement for America, its an achievement for all human kind.
And the Mars rover team now outlines the shape of a penis on the surface of the red planet, signifying their dominance...as is of course tradition for the NASA family. What a great day for America, and therefore, the wo