Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012
What they were answering
fintorro · -29 points
Thank you. I will think of you while penising my hand later this evening.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
I'll only allow it if you cry afterwards.
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 101 pts
As a grower, accidental dick pics are much more risky for me...
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 29 pts
Ooooo, ouch; that hurt man. The only solace I can take is that you are completely wrong. Hope your hand has fun with your massive penis!
Comment · Sun, September 9, 2012 · 38 pts
I'm pretty sure he understands the concept. Remember, he's a shower; so he's a dick all the time.
Replying to YourPostsAreBad · because you ALWAYS treat a firearm as if it were loaded, even if it is disassembled and being cleaned. that motherfucker is ALWAYS LOADED!!!!
Even if the slide is in the bedroom, the barrel is in the kitchen, body is in the foyer, and the mag is in the closet, IT'S LOADED! Everyone knows that rule!
Replying to AsadRimmer · I thought I was the only one who couldn't tell them apart without context. The truth is revealed.
My girlfriend looks like them as well! Zoey mostly. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=x3xt2s&s=5
Replying to AMA_About_You · It honestly is a skill that can be learned. I don't know why it's so taboo to go find a fucking parking lot and practice. None of this "I've already got my license, I can do it j…
I could just see this mom going out and drifting in the rain to practice. "Look sweetie, I mastered heal-and-toe shifting! Now jump in the Supra, we're getting some ice cream."
Replying to AngelicEuphoria · Looks more like a gay... tent
[Yes, it does.](http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bb8e9168e5d71c398d261af.gif)
Replying to lordindie · My friends. We just cleaned out his room. And yes I know I sound very convincing starting with "My friend"
[I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your wallet.](http://i.imgur.com/12H03.jpg)
Replying to okiiyama · This isn't just an achievement for America, its an achievement for all human kind.
And the Mars rover team now outlines the shape of a penis on the surface of the red planet, signifying their dominance...as is of course tradition for the NASA family. What a great day for America, and therefore, the wo