Comment · Sat, August 8, 2015 · Ceretropic
Fuckingliterally's No- Tears Method to Sublingual Dosing!
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fuckingliterally · 48 points
Do you love the benefits of sublingual dosing, but hate holding a wad of disgusting, chemical- laden spit in your mouth for half an hour? Cry no more! With just one easy payment of some rolling papers all of life's problems have now been solved! Here's how:
1) Take an appropriate sized amount of rolling paper and flatten it out
2) Scoop or weigh your substances of choice and place onto said paper
3) While ensuring a sufficient amount of space between the powder and the edges of the paper, gently place the paper under your tongue, with the powder facing upwards
4) Lower your tongue, and the patented Vacuum Seal Technology ™ will seal the powders in place, ensuring minimal interactions with your saliva, enhancing absorption rate and reducing taste- induced neurosis!
5) Enjoy your superhuman cognition with minimal side- effects!* Simply remove the paper from your mouth or swallow it when your drug of choice(s) have been sufficiently adsorbed, or keep your new pulp-y friend around with you until the end of time!
Don't think this method works? You're fucking stupid! Just look at how concise and thought out this post is! Do you think that it could have been accomplished with conve…
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fuckingliterally · 14 points
I got disappointed that that wasn't a sub.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb · Ceretropic
You have my permission to post in /r/Nootarded. Jason made it as a joke a while back, but never really did anything with it.