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Comment · Wed, December 26, 2012

Heard we're doing skin conditions now...My friend has the same one and we like to draw on him with chopsticks.

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....and you didn't draw a penis?

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I have this disorder really bad as well. My "friends" would draw penises on my back when we went swimming or to the water park. Sometimes they would put swastikas and Jewish stars too. I was just a source of entertainment.

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