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Comment · Fri, December 21, 2012

Check out my gun

What they were answering

dszordan · 10 points

I don't even look at bullets anymore. You just never know.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

That's actually one thing I do adhere to. That's the thing that will actually be a problem. No bullets, no boom.

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