Comment · Fri, December 21, 2012

I have a flesh crater in my ass: I had a large pilonidal cyst, and my doctor decided to surgically remove it. He left the wound open so it could heal naturally.

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With_A_Knife · 83 points

Grade A sleuthing right there :)

Sleuthing is such a weird word. Sleuth.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

A friend of mine left a club in Vegas with a transsexual prostitute once. I named her Sleuth. It seemed fitting. He realized what he had done when they were getting out of the taxi at the Monte Carlo. He leaped back in the cab and had him peel out of there. Ohh Sleuth.

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