Comment · Sun, September 23, 2012
Turtle in a penis? Turtle in a penis. NSFW
What they were answering
mattc286 · 33 points
Blowjobs are better now, though.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
I don't know man, tell that to Turtle Penington Esquire over there...
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