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Comment · Wed, September 19, 2012

shit beer

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Faptain-America · 14 points

Why should I drink something that I won't like? I appreciate the gesture of giving me a free beer but if I'm not going to enjoy it then wouldn't you be better off giving it to someone who will? Otherwise it seems like a waste.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Exactly! I'm not going to insult you for drinking it. However, I am not going to consume something that tastes like shit to me just because it's free. I'm not in college anymore and I don't have to follow the bro rules! I'll drink what I want, you do the same. Do not be offended when I refuse to drink your beer, and I wont be offended by you drinking it.

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