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Comment · Fri, September 14, 2012

I'm a parent. I still have the bottle of vodka that caused my child to come into existence. I've been saving it for 16 years, and am planning to reopen it on his 21st and do a shot with him. Cool, or creepy as fuck?

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Grey996 · 1717 points

If not, what should I do with it?

* I could put a note on the neck of the bottle and will it to him after I die.

* I've also considered encasing it in Lucite so he could have it on a shelf in his house. When people ask why he has a bottle of vodka encased in Lucite he could say "that's the reason I exist."

Obligatory backstory: Child #1 was the result of a vodka infused evening of goodness. Once we found out she was pregnant, I tucked away the bottle and have wondered the best way to present this to him, if at all.

Edit: He knows he was, umm, a "happy accident." He's a great, centered guy with a great sense of humor. Still creepy though. Got it. I'll leave the bottle in the back of the cupboard to continue to gather dust.

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friedrice5005 · 2 points

Aristocrat. In the shitty plastic bottle.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

That, or Fleischmanns in the plastic bottle. Ohh god, why did I drink that?

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