Comment · Tue, September 4, 2012
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ducksizedhorses · 1566 points
How fucked would you be, or how much happier would you be. Lets hear some interesting stories.
Appreciate the upvotes guys.
What they were answering
donpapillon · 4 points
But you fap to her way more than you'd like to admit.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
Haha, not anymore. That's when you know you're over them.
Replying to MarsSpaceship · this was an advancement for science, because they have discovered the zero-g-spot.
Foreplay...Check Penetration...Check G Spot...Check Roger Houston, we a go for orgasm.
Replying to Britredditor · Or world war I. Why does everyone forget that they were even later to WWI?
To be fair, Archduke Ferdinand's assassination was not really at the top of our list of concerns at the time!
Replying to heriman · good guy! i'll buy you a pound of coke!
A pound?!?
Replying to gianspi · I read that if you ever buy the car back from the insurance company even If it was deemed a total loss the title stays clean. One way carfax won't help you .
But...but what about the Carfox?
Replying to Xaliver · seriously? This is their job. Why are they so goddamn lazy- drunk drivers are serious dangers. At least the chicago guy had an excuse other than that it was too much bother.
It's current policy in Chicago to not respond to non-violent crimes. There are actually signs in certain parts of the city. Too much violent crime and not enough police to handle it.
Replying to Derpstomper · You're not alone...
Well if that's still his strategy, he might be alone.