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Comment · Mon, July 23, 2012

Facebook mobile app in a nutshell

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PLJNS · 1 points

I do. But begrudgingly. Java used to be my language of choice. Android used to fulfill the haughty FOSS philosophy I tout. I used to believe Eclipse was the alpha and the omega of IDEs. But after tasting the sweet, simple, elegant wall-garden that is Objective-C for iOS along with power of Xcode, it's just so difficult to go back. All the convenience methods and hardware assumptions I can make. It's just easier. It just ... works. Ugh. I need to wash my mouth with soup.

What would make it better? Android needs an iPhone. A phone that so dominates the market that I can concentrate development on it and have a big user base running the same software and who are willing to pay for my services. I prophecize that it shall be done, and the Samsung Galaxy series is a very good contender for Android's savior. But, for now, I will embrace my Apple prison. Waiting. Patiently waiting.

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I need to wash my mouth out with soup too! If I ever have children, this will be their punishment.

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