After being a virgin for 23 years...

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Replying to [deleted] · Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies!

My Department Chair and I had a good laugh about this one this morning.

Replying to crwcomposer · Looks like somebody's having a bad day. Cheer up, bro, it's Friday!

Holy fuck, I just realized it's Friday...

After seeing the Toronto Mayor managed to be a crack smoker AND weigh over 300 pounds.

Replying to NlightNme23 · Just reviewed our controlled substance classifications and scheduling. Can confirm - weed is just as bad as crack if not worse. So say the government, so say we all. /s

"No medical use! Lalalalalalalalalala" -US Congress

oh I "understand"

Replying to Fhouse · This reminds me of "New Brian" from Family Guy.

Is it just me, or does he look like Buddy Christ from Dogma?

I've never broken a bone in my life.

Never broken a bone. I've done some crazy shit, and my tendons and ligaments have had some damage. I even have a chunk out of my right quadricep from an ATV crash. Bones are doing just fine though.

I, age 22, lost my virginity last night this way.

Replying to Heroshade · I went a FULL four minutes my first time. That's right. Be jealous.

I was too nervous and couldn't keep it up! Extremely embarrassing. Then after a while we had another go at it. Went about 25 minutes then! I thought I wouldn't be able to redeem myself at first. After I felt pretty good!