My Department Chair and I had a good laugh about this one this morning.

Attractive Guy Girl Advice

Replying to [deleted] · Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies!

After seeing the Toronto Mayor managed to be a crack smoker AND weigh over 300 pounds.

Replying to NlightNme23 · Just reviewed our controlled substance classifications and scheduling. Can confirm - weed is just as bad as crack if not worse. So say the government, so say we all. /s

"No medical use! Lalalalalalalalalala" -US Congress

oh I "understand"

Replying to Fhouse · This reminds me of "New Brian" from Family Guy.

Is it just me, or does he look like Buddy Christ from Dogma?

After being a virgin for 23 years...

Replying to [deleted] · Um, I always get responses and go out with beautiful women on a weekly basis from online dating I guess I'm the guy that's getting all the girls that you never will Sorry brah

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I've never broken a bone in my life.

Never broken a bone. I've done some crazy shit, and my tendons and ligaments have had some damage. I even have a chunk out of my right quadricep from an ATV crash. Bones are doing just fine though.

I, age 22, lost my virginity last night this way.

Replying to Heroshade · I went a FULL four minutes my first time. That's right. Be jealous.

I was too nervous and couldn't keep it up! Extremely embarrassing. Then after a while we had another go at it. Went about 25 minutes then! I thought I wouldn't be able to redeem myself at first. After I felt pretty good!