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After seeing the Toronto Mayor managed to be a crack smoker AND weigh over 300 pounds.

Replying to NlightNme23 · Just reviewed our controlled substance classifications and scheduling. Can confirm - weed is just as bad as crack if not worse. So say the government, so say we all. /s

"No medical use! Lalalalalalalalalala" -US Congress

My Department Chair and I had a good laugh about this one this morning.

Replying to crwcomposer · Looks like somebody's having a bad day. Cheer up, bro, it's Friday!

Holy fuck, I just realized it's Friday...

I've never broken a bone in my life.

Never broken a bone. I've done some crazy shit, and my tendons and ligaments have had some damage. I even have a chunk out of my right quadricep from an ATV crash. Bones are doing just fine though.

oh I "understand"

Replying to Fhouse · This reminds me of "New Brian" from Family Guy.

Is it just me, or does he look like Buddy Christ from Dogma?

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Replying to vagabondeur · lol @ generalising that most women don't feel they have control in their daily lives - where do you live, Saudi Arabia?

Yeah, most was probably not the best way to say it. However, a lot of women feel this way. This is not to say that they don't have control, merely that they fell they do not. This is a socialized condition in most societies around the world.

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Replying to [deleted] · Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also, weak arms.

The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies!

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Replying to mighty_mango_man · There are certainly girls who just like the feeling of a hard cock in their mouths. Or maybe they like the feeling of having so much control over how I feel at that moment. Possib…

Yes, some girls like the power to control a guys pleasure and reaction. Most women don't feel like they have control in their daily lives. They take comfort and get pleasure from being able to 100% control a guy's reaction during a BJ. Not all women are like this, but some defini…

After being a virgin for 23 years...

Replying to independentt007 · you are really dumb, for real

You done left yo t shirt and fingerprints. We lookin fo ya! We goin find ya!

After being a virgin for 23 years...

Replying to [deleted] · Um, I always get responses and go out with beautiful women on a weekly basis from online dating I guess I'm the guy that's getting all the girls that you never will Sorry brah

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After being a virgin for 23 years...

Replying to wheeldawg · No wonder they never answer, they're all fake "let's see what happens" profiles. :/

[You've figured it out!](http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b187/hartonthenett/ONTD/OH-MY-GOD.gif)

I, age 22, lost my virginity last night this way.

Replying to Heroshade · I went a FULL four minutes my first time. That's right. Be jealous.

I was too nervous and couldn't keep it up! Extremely embarrassing. Then after a while we had another go at it. Went about 25 minutes then! I thought I wouldn't be able to redeem myself at first. After I felt pretty good!

Screw you Congress

Replying to johnny_van_giantdick · 8% ? LETS SEE IF IT CAN GO ANY LOWER

But it's at 13-14%! It's never been at 8%! Not that 14% is any good, but misinformation is just as bad! http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/congressional_job_approval-903.html http://www.gallup.com/poll/145238/congress-job-approval-rating-worst-gallup-history.aspx