Comment · Sat, April 21, 2012
Reddit, what is your most humiliating sexual experience? (NSFW)
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yeddow333 · 1174 points
Here's mine:
My first girlfriend and I had been dating for about three months. One night, after a particularly large meal of Quizno's, I was going down on her. All was going as planned until my stomach randomly decided to reject the sandwich and I threw up directly into her... well... area. At first she didn't quite realize what had happened but she was curious why I had stopped. As she looked at me with dribbles of puke on my face, she just said two words: "Did you..." What had happened slowly dawned on her and she ran into the bathroom screaming as I apologized over and over. I sat outside of her bedroom with my head in my hands. Her mom heard the screaming and seemed concerned but thankfully didn't inquire to me about what had happened. Somehow, this did not cause a break-up, though that would have been nice since this girl turned out to be a complete lunatic. I don't eat Quizno's much anymore.
TL;DR: I threw up while going down on my girlfriend
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[deleted] · 3 points
This constantly happens to me with most drugs(not including weed).
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
It seems to be a fairly steep bell curve. A little bit means the best sex ever. Go too high on the dosage, you're on the midnight train to blueballville.