Comment · Sat, April 14, 2012

I woke up this morning to a stranger ejaculating on my face and running out of my hotel room. What's your craziest hangover story?

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I_From_Yugoslav · 626 points

So yeah. I'm getting breakfast now and I figured I would share my story with reddit. A couple of my old buddies flew in from NY last night so we wanted to party hard. We got a hotel room in downtown west palm beach. Any way we started boozing at 9 as soon as I got them from the airport. My friend had some pills called colladapin (spelling?) so we took those. Then I know we got some cocaine too at the club. I vaguely remember us going to a strip club. Anyway I pretty much blacked out and this morning I wake up with what I immediately realize is semen on my face and some dude I don't know is pulling up his pants. I look at him in complete shock and I'm frozen I don't know what to do. He just bolts out of my room. I wipe my face on a pillow. My butt doesn't hurt so I'm pretty sure I wasn't raped. I have no idea where my two friends are their phones are off. I'm eating at a Starbucks right now feeling looped out of my mind. Beat that.

Update: I've been answering questions the best I can but I probably should put this here. First off I am a heterosexual male but I'm not homophobic so I'm not too bothered from the situation. My friends were at the room when I got back they went to sle…

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Ativan*

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Yes, that's it. I prefer Xanax myself. That Ativan lasts too long!

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Comment · Sat, April 14, 2012 · 2 pts
A friend of mine rolled an Ativan to me at dinner before we went out to the club. Not wanting to black out and wind up sleeping on an inflatable crocodile in a canal, I put it in my pocket. I also have bad allergies, so

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