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Comment · Wed, August 14, 2013

Help! My boyfriend is buying penis enlargement products - without talking to me about it, and I don't know why!

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ummmshit · 0 points

Seriously, guys. I'm freaked out, to say the least. I'm upset and a little bit confused.

Background: My boyfriend left his amazon open. He said he'd bought be some stuff and I was being nosy, but that's beside the point. What I expected to find was not what I found. What I found instead was ridiculous penis enlargement enhancement CRAP, and I'm just blown away.

I'm thrown off because we've been together for six months now and he's never expressed any insecurities about the size of his penis. Neither have I been unsatisfied. He's not a monster, but I don't like monsters. His, in all honestly, is perfect.

I want to talk to him but I don't know how to bring up the subject. I don't want him to get angry and defensive, but I want him to know that he doesn't have to waste his money on something that doesn't work, or on something he wouldn't even need if it did work.

Please help, guys.

EDIT: I get it guys. Yes, I fucked up by snooping. To be totally honest, I feel like it was blown out of proportion because it was a genuine curiosity of wanting to know what a gift was, akin to a child searching for his own Christmas presents. Yes, I know this sort of behavior, on a regula…

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Cr15py · 30 points

Listen man, I don't give a fuck what you and your wife experienced. There are plenty of confounding factors. If we could safely and effectively increase penis size the drug would be available through a more major source(pharmaceutical companies selling from drug stores and such) and much more widely consumed.

So now let's assume you can effectively increase penis size with a pill. If it happens it would be studied by pharma companies/researchers and the FDA would lock down the open market for this shit(it has happened with numerous nootropics). If it's not locked down by patents/FDA then it's already been trialed and found to be dangerous. Drugs like this exist and you can acquire them online but not through Amazon(way too much risk - it will not happen). Check out DNP or Modafinil for examples.

Now, let's assume it's safe. By virtue of our laws(liability) and economics(profitability) the pills are only going to contain long trialed ingredients that aren't that effective, hence lack of widespread use and patents. Amino acids and horny goat weed won't make your dick bigger, but it can be legally claimed they might. This IS how these things work, sorry bud.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Don't be telling people modafinil makes your dick bigger! That's right Cr15py, I found you. Now come back to /r/nootropics.

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