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Comment · Wed, April 24, 2013

But Officer They Are Smoking Marijuana!

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Borktastic · 2 points

someone called the cops on you for 'drinking near children'?? that's bloody mental.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I don't really blame him for being a little skeptical, since we were doing beer olympics with a kegs and beer games. However, we told him we had a permit and he just wouldn't have it. He sounded just like the guy in the video with the way he was questioning us. "But you can't drink beer in the park with children playing!"

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