Comment · Fri, April 12, 2013

My friend's 2013 Nutrition graduating class photo. He's the dude on the right.

What they were answering

GoodGuyGoodGuy · 1 points

I feel like you've collectively pulled me out of the matrix and i desperately want to go back to not knowing the truth :(

Should of told you to shove that red pill straight up your ass!!

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

You know, I know this steak doesn’t exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?

Ignorance is bliss.

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Comment · Fri, April 12, 2013 · 46 pts
Also known as the buffet effect. "Look at all this good food!" When if you were to be brought any one of the dishes as a main course you would be disappointed.

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