Comment · Fri, December 21, 2012

What is the sexiest thing someone has ever said to you?

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Aldrahill · 1509 points

NSFW btw...

Obligatory "yay front page!!1!one!" edit. Too bad it's a self post :P

Gotta say, some sexy shit has been said to redditors!

Edit #2: Now, here's something interesting. How many orgasms have been had because of this thread? And, more importantly... Do you think any babies will be conceived and carried to term because of this? Couples realizing how much they love one another, or simply being horny, screwing and then getting pregnant?

Please. Please name the child after me. Either call it Sam or call it Albert (real name, or closest name to my pseudonym). That would make me so happy. That... That would be so fantastic. Surely one baby has been conceived from this? I expect in a month's time to be informed of incoming babies.

Edit #3: This thread I just realized was on fucking Gawker...

http://gawker.com/5970380/the-what-is-the-sexiest-thing-someone-has-ever-said-to-you-reddit-thread-is-reddit-perfectly-encapsulated

If you ever do read this, Gawker author: your attempt at journalism is freaking terrible. You corrupt the intent of this thread and people's responses in an attempt to vilify your ridiculous premise of reddit being inherently sexist.
Your article is ter…

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longrunfun · 3 points

Make sure she knows to go sit on the toilet and push out all the semen afterwards. She may be paranoid about how fishy semen starts to smell after it's been left in a vagina. JUS SAYIN.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Yes, this will surely convince her....

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