Comment · Wed, November 21, 2012

I was talking to a friend who works at Target, who wouldn't share certain store policies with me because she could lose her job. So, Reddit, what are some corporate secrets you can now disclose about [Company X] now that you no longer work there?

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[deleted] · 2732 points

Throwaway accounts might be prudent.

EDIT: TIL that every single corporation on the planet is unscrupulous, filthy, shady, nauseating, and/or just plain evil, and that I should never, ever shop anywhere ever again.

EDIT #2: At this point I could not care less if my friend is full of shit or not, because these replies are AWESOME!

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earthwormjim91 · 5 points

I bet you have to drive a huge truck too. So everyone knows how straight and masculine you are, and that you definitely don't have a little penis.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

delicious cute little penis

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