Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012
What they were answering
OverConfidentPrick · 182 points
Captain: Houston, we are getting a little pre-ejaculatory leakage here.
Houston: You are go, Captain. All systems nominal.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
Poor premature ejaculatory shuttle Columbia. Got too excited on entry and couldn't last...
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 16 pts
Now what would the effect of radiation be on the embryo if it ended up in conception? That's a more interesting question. Also, what would the effect of a zero gravity pregnancy have on the fetus? Also, Thai or sushi ton
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 348 pts
Foreplay...Check Penetration...Check G Spot...Check Roger Houston, we a go for orgasm.
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 2 pts
Mmmm, I could go for some ale! I am in Istanbul Turkey for another week. Perhaps I will go out tonight and find some beer and seafood!
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 6 pts
[Do I have to wait one more year?](http://lynseysmith.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/randymarsh.jpg?w=346&h=347)
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 2 pts
God dammit, I had one job...
Comment · Fri, September 28, 2012 · 2 pts
Just a heads up if you are ever in Turkey. The beer here is truly horrible! It's bad man.
Replying to Britredditor · Or world war I. Why does everyone forget that they were even later to WWI?
To be fair, Archduke Ferdinand's assassination was not really at the top of our list of concerns at the time!
Replying to heriman · good guy! i'll buy you a pound of coke!
A pound?!?
Replying to gianspi · I read that if you ever buy the car back from the insurance company even If it was deemed a total loss the title stays clean. One way carfax won't help you .
But...but what about the Carfox?
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I feel the exact same way he does about my first ex. I am definitely not in love with her. However, I know that given the proper circumstances, we could fall in love again. That being said, I am going to her wedding in a
Replying to Xaliver · seriously? This is their job. Why are they so goddamn lazy- drunk drivers are serious dangers. At least the chicago guy had an excuse other than that it was too much bother.
It's current policy in Chicago to not respond to non-violent crimes. There are actually signs in certain parts of the city. Too much violent crime and not enough police to handle it.
Replying to Derpstomper · You're not alone...
Well if that's still his strategy, he might be alone.