Comment · Wed, September 12, 2012
What they were answering
Marctetr · 10 points
Unfortunately, he has reproduced and is disqualified for a darwin.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
Now now, he could still do something stupid that kills his entire family. Then he would be up for the nomination again.
Replying to Pickledpaws · But it can't put out the fire... in my heart.
That's because the fire in your heart is a Class B. That requires Mountain Dew Code Red sprayed from a My Little Pony spray bottle.
Replying to chagspop · And here's the [video](http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/extreme/horrible-motorbike-and-suv-frontal-crash.html), but it's the same thing. Low FPS, no audio.
Holy crap, the driver of the bike is moving at the end of the video!
Replying to 0Simkin · Wouldn't it just be erotic-asphyxiation? I thought the auto part meant it's a solo performance.
It means you get off to blocking off the intake of Fords.
Replying to dont_knockit · The speed of progression is downright scary. At least if you lose it, it's just your pinky. Sorry if that's a dim bright side, but you know it would be much worse if it were your…
Or ballsack, like the post from the other week. I tell myself that often. At least you don't have necrotizing fascists on your ballsack!
Replying to WorldPeaceIsSoMetta · It's a general anesthetic which is essentially a tranquilizer, in layman's terms. Enough of it and you'll pass out. Recreational users use enough to produce a strong high based ar…
> Recreational users use enough to produce a strong high based around sleep resistance/ a reversing of the mechanisms used in MDMA. What? It's an NMDA receptor antagonist. It blocks the action of glutamate, preventing t
Replying to tooshaytooshay · It's because Mel is, along being a belligerent, abusive drunk like Baldwin, also a racist bigot.
An antisemite in a town run by Jews. I wonder why he doesn't get any parts anymore...