Comment · Mon, September 3, 2012
What they were answering
Simerty · 21 points
I thought all apples were made by Apple. That's the only reason I've been buying them. Apple really should sue to get that name cleared up.
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
I tried to eat an iPhone the other day because I got it confused with a Granny Smith. I am currently exploring my legal options...
Replying to YourPostsAreBad · because you ALWAYS treat a firearm as if it were loaded, even if it is disassembled and being cleaned. that motherfucker is ALWAYS LOADED!!!!
Even if the slide is in the bedroom, the barrel is in the kitchen, body is in the foyer, and the mag is in the closet, IT'S LOADED! Everyone knows that rule!
Replying to AsadRimmer · I thought I was the only one who couldn't tell them apart without context. The truth is revealed.
My girlfriend looks like them as well! Zoey mostly. http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=x3xt2s&s=5
Replying to Snakeboi69 · Well, I was more implying that she thought it was gross there was a cock on Facebook. But if you wanna take it as that, then go ahead! Gross dicks gets girls.
As a grower, accidental dick pics are much more risky for me...
Replying to AMA_About_You · It honestly is a skill that can be learned. I don't know why it's so taboo to go find a fucking parking lot and practice. None of this "I've already got my license, I can do it j…
I could just see this mom going out and drifting in the rain to practice. "Look sweetie, I mastered heal-and-toe shifting! Now jump in the Supra, we're getting some ice cream."
Replying to AngelicEuphoria · Looks more like a gay... tent
[Yes, it does.](http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bb8e9168e5d71c398d261af.gif)
Replying to lordindie · My friends. We just cleaned out his room. And yes I know I sound very convincing starting with "My friend"
[I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your wallet.](http://i.imgur.com/12H03.jpg)