Comment · Thu, July 26, 2012
What they were answering
mattaugamer · 28 points
Yes, what is the correct response to that phone call? "No, you really shouldn't be raping children. That's not good."
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb
I would assume they try to convince them that the rumor they heard about it curing AIDS is false, and can in fact give the child AIDS as well.
Replying to Pickledpaws · But it can't put out the fire... in my heart.
That's because the fire in your heart is a Class B. That requires Mountain Dew Code Red sprayed from a My Little Pony spray bottle.
Replying to chagspop · And here's the [video](http://www.jokeroo.com/videos/extreme/horrible-motorbike-and-suv-frontal-crash.html), but it's the same thing. Low FPS, no audio.
Holy crap, the driver of the bike is moving at the end of the video!
Replying to 0Simkin · Wouldn't it just be erotic-asphyxiation? I thought the auto part meant it's a solo performance.
It means you get off to blocking off the intake of Fords.
Replying to dont_knockit · The speed of progression is downright scary. At least if you lose it, it's just your pinky. Sorry if that's a dim bright side, but you know it would be much worse if it were your…
Or ballsack, like the post from the other week. I tell myself that often. At least you don't have necrotizing fascists on your ballsack!
Replying to WorldPeaceIsSoMetta · It's a general anesthetic which is essentially a tranquilizer, in layman's terms. Enough of it and you'll pass out. Recreational users use enough to produce a strong high based ar…
> Recreational users use enough to produce a strong high based around sleep resistance/ a reversing of the mechanisms used in MDMA. What? It's an NMDA receptor antagonist. It blocks the action of glutamate, preventing t
Replying to tooshaytooshay · It's because Mel is, along being a belligerent, abusive drunk like Baldwin, also a racist bigot.
An antisemite in a town run by Jews. I wonder why he doesn't get any parts anymore...