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Comment · Mon, July 23, 2012

My brother's girlfriend just got this in the mail. She manages a souvenir shop.

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You stole a rock?!?! You return the rock with a letter apologizing. Furthermore, you will be paying for the stamps to send that letter by doing chores and you will continue working after that but you will donate the money.

I think that's more accurate... If the girl had written that she was being made to donate the money to a homeless shelter or a pet shelter instead of church everyone would be saying how great parents they are. But no she said church.
I think that's good parenting.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I agree. I was just making a joke about the Catholic stereotype.

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