Comment · Tue, June 26, 2012

Your username is the name of a secret government document. What's inside it?

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ANEPICLIE · 773 points

Mine has nonsense, maybe some pictures of cake

Edit: these suggestions are great, but this thread will be dead If no one upvotes.

What they were answering

[deleted] · 686 points

The location of the door.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Mine is a report on the creator of your document.

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