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Comment · Thu, June 21, 2012

Saw a 3000 year old sarcophagus at the art museum. Is that guy handing out slushies???

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HGman · 14 points

Well if you look there are similar colored jars around the coffin. My guess is that its some type of jar. I could post a pic of the museum description of the piece but it doesn't mention anything about it; just where it was found and who was in it

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

What museum is this? I was just in Cairo, but they were rioting/protesting in Tahrir Square and the museum was shut down :-(. I wanted to go so badly! I got to go in the pyramids though! And I raced my camel against some horses!

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