Comment · Sun, June 17, 2012

Solid medical advice.

What they were answering

danecarney · 14 points

Yep yep. And crack/meth/etc. I realize it might kill me, but I'll presumably be at a point where that doesn't really matter to me. Though I will hold out as long as possible for a robot body/computer-integrated consciousness.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

I fully support your cause! My friend has a pound of vacuum packed shrooms for when he is old and wants to sit on his porch and trip. I feel like it is a solid plan!

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