Comment · Wed, May 2, 2012

What is something fucked up you think about often, but never tell anyone about?

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DobyClark · 1262 points

I know everyone must have some fucked up recurring thoughts or ideas that they just write off as their scum bag brain momentarily rearing it's ugly head. Im curious what they are...

I'll start: Almost every person i am introduced to, or that I've known for a while, I will space out while they are talking to me, and imagine in vivid detail what would happen if I just spit in this persons face.

Would they freak out, attack, cry?

Usually it ends in me losing my job, or killing someone with my bare hands. or both.

TLDR; I picture spitting in everyone's face when I meet them. and have since as long as I can remember. What do you think about?

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yourenzyme · 24 points

I'm a man and I have those same thoughts. Is it weird?

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Every time I am in the shower and drop the soap, when I bend over to pick it up I mumble to myself as if I am in prison, "don't drop the soap in the shower!"

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