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Comment · Mon, November 12, 2012

IAmA prostitute/escort/call-girl/whathaveyou. AMA.

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chessboardmulgrew · 968 points

I do not have any STI's and I never do bareback. Ever. I get tested every 5 weeks. This answer seems to have been hidden in the comments, but I have answered it several times.

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doctorofphysick · 8 points

And of course, don't forget to rub lemon juice on the genitals. It makes all the germs visible!

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

Only if you apply heat, according to the one true God.

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