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Comment · Tue, February 17, 2015

What about a quarter retarded monkey

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Coma- · 2 points

Also if it is gregarious
or it acts nefarious
how does one stop such a monkey
and what
if it owns a donkey

I have literally no idea
why I am here
Hence I summon someone from his swamp
u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

What they were answering

Direct reply to the original post — see the thread post above.

u/MisterYouAreSoDumb

You stop the monkey as one normally does: by selling him out to the rival baboon gang. Let the baboons handle the dirty work, while you stroll effortlessly into the unguarded banana farm.